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    <description><![CDATA[Components of an Alison (n. el/iiss/un: from the Greek word àilsun meaning to be in a state of constant cultural anarchy)by Catherine Rogerson phd,incc:PHTh d 

Unique ability to conceal herself in random spaces eg. in the pantry (next to the cumin), against a wall (disguised as a Emperor gum moth larvae), underneath the bed (clichéd, but she tends to add an extra element of surprise by getting stuck until some hapless relation rescues her from the fluff bunnies and multiple Mint Pattie® wrappers) 

A certain tendency to enjoy music that was created to be played at 10,000 decibels to be appreciated fully. 

Ownership of 1 x pair of bed socks (sheep-covered, suspiciously clean smelling), 1 x enamel frog shaped mula box, 3.5756 x Alternative Press Magazines and several boxes full of trippy poetry and questionable shades of eye shadow. 

Appreciation of fine art. Excessive feelings of happiness when exposed to Gustav Klimt. Excessive feelings of unquenchable rage when expose to George Gittoes. Neutral feelings when exposed to a frog (possible squishiness) 

Possession of a sound mind, although it does like to go on shotgun, sugar-fuelled road trips to Aberdeen and involve itself in cow baiting. When in Rome… 

Yeah, that saying doesn’t really apply in this situation. 

Founder and proprietor of Hermits Anonymous. Number of official meetings attended: 0. Number of times I have pondered the irony of creating an association for hermits, when it is clear they do not fraternise, hence the term ‘hermit’: 6 billion. Number of times Ali has laughed manically at the thought of my poor brain trying to figure it all out: Impossible to compute. 

A liking for whacked out movies and books. The more inter-generational sex, time-travelling warpedness, drug-induced dinosaur psychodrama, random artistic suicidal tendencies, men dressed like bunnies named Frank, wallpaper imitating shirts, uplifting quarter life crises whilst burying hamsters, indiscernible French fringes, weird dancing plastic bags and David Bowie with a codpiece, the better. (For an extra bonus point, see if you can guess all the movies referred to in the above paragraph.) 

Secretly wishes to meet Perez. And attack him. With love. He makes the tummy giggle. 

Limited in her ability to keep things tidy. Possesses a textbook knowledge of the French Revolution but cannot find her tax file number. Protests that if the almightily Jeebus had meant us to find tax file number forms, he wouldn’t have made them the same colour as the carpet. Room still resembled a nightclub inhabited by beret wearing, chain smoking rabbits]]></description>
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	      <title><![CDATA[i spent an entire week reading palahnuik]]></title>
	      <link>http://thegirlleastlikely.buzznet.com/user/journal/1463561/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P>after perusing the entire palahnuik catalouge i have finally discovered that panic at the disco wrote none of their songs, i had oriogionally assumed that they had borrewed a couple of lines but was most dissapointed to be proved wrong</P>
<P>chuck did it for them</P>
<P>lets hope their new stuff is actually somewhat origional, shame on you ryden</P>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>thegirlleastlikely</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-12-11T21:52:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[These dog eared feelings never bite]]></title>
	      <link>http://thegirlleastlikely.buzznet.com/user/journal/1330181/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[There's strings attached to every single lover<BR>And they still can't even tether us together<BR>But I don't think we'd have it any other way<BR>We're neither clear nor descript<BR>And I don't know if you've realised this, <BR>But we live for the cryptic<BR>We breathe for the invisible ink<BR>And we die for the differences<BR>Fuck the fear of the unknown<BR>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>thegirlleastlikely</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-11-18T23:51:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[juxtaposition on iron, wear me down, spark me up]]></title>
	      <link>http://thegirlleastlikely.buzznet.com/user/journal/1323781/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P>ive been here for over a week adn ive decided i like it</P>
<P>and i realise that there are far too many chicks with black hair, straight cut fringes and hair extensions out there. they love hello kitty, gloomybear and dark eye make up.&nbsp;obsession with&nbsp;mcr is optional</P>
<P>no offense to all those pretty girlies but how is it non-conformist when you all try to be different exactly the same way?</P>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>thegirlleastlikely</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-11-17T20:42:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[signals are getting lost in the ether]]></title>
	      <link>http://thegirlleastlikely.buzznet.com/user/journal/1301671/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P class=blogSubject>&nbsp;</P>
<P class=blogContent>Where you're supposed to be is some empty expanse<BR>A wild ocean, a worldless void<BR>This is called scene setting: where everybody is, who's alive, who's dead<BR>I stand on the deck of a beautiful ship<BR>Singular in form, but not caring<BR>I stare into the sky in the hopes of an epiphany<BR>But only a clouded numbness bounces back<BR>And in the centre of view; a magnolia star<BR>A familiar face... I'd never seen before<BR>The water lapped at my feet<BR>This ship, my ship was dissolving into the expanse<BR>I climb the mast to give one final gaze upon the world I'll leave behind<BR>And as I look down to view the depth to which I must surely plunge<BR>Tiny bundles of light float upward<BR>Absorbing their importance I realise...<BR>Ever get that sinking feeling?<BR>Fear sinks back within, encroached by the heart of this light<BR>But the intensity pushes on past me<BR>Arms of white-hot lapels sliding towards the burning mass<BR>And suddenly water and star collide<BR>My lifeless body hangs, preserved for morbid posterity<BR>In this tangled mess of everything<BR>Earth, air, fire, water and ether</P>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>thegirlleastlikely</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-11-13T17:57:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[trains, trains and auto-mo-trains]]></title>
	      <link>http://thegirlleastlikely.buzznet.com/user/journal/1297291/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P>What a week! Actually, not really, it has been as normal as most other weeks, apart from the fact that I now officially have&nbsp;dark hair, and people have generally stopped not recognising me/having heart attacks/cracking out the lesbian jokes (I say in general to that one. Samual, you have been warned. It is so easy to spike a coffee...). Musings this week are on a fairly cliched subject, so excuse the rantings, and try and find the small nuggesty, youghurt-covered sultanas of truth in the following passage...</P>
<P>trains, trains, trains</P>
<P>they're very useful things,</P>
<P>if we didn't have trains, what would we use</P>
<P>to torture people in?</P>
<P>Needless to say, judging by yet more bad poetry (am i making this a habit? Perhaps I need to whisk myself away to the bush for some writer's R and R and rrrrr) I am not a fan of trains. I have nothing against them in general, they are rather lovable in a steel box with killer wheels kind of way. The seats are often squishy, if you're lucky some kindly passanger might leave you a newspaper, they have great acoustics perfectly suited to having intimate conversations which the ENTIRE CARRAIGE hears. Some under-12 will always have their iPods on to volume 13, so that not only can you hear every syllable of their music, you can actually feel the bass line running down into your shoes. And WHY WHY WHY is it&nbsp;never good music? The melody seems to consists of 'la la lala la la' and above that the most you can hear is a kind of muffled thumping (similar to beating a sponge against a car window) that, I suppose, resembles some sort of beat. Occasionally you might happen to catch such orginal rhyming lyrics as 'heart/apart' 'night/light' 'me/be' and 'antangonistic/buttwipe'. Such is the musical offering on the train, I'm suprised I don't dance.</P>
<P>Worst of all, there is always a nutter on the train. To this hallowed subject I can only offer the immortal musings of Dave Callan:</P>
<P>"Hello! Do you like pillows? I do coz I'm not allowed anything hard!"</P>
<P>Postnote: The nutter is clearly not me. I protest against down filled fabric sacks of any kind.</P>]]></description>
		  		  <category>Buzznet</category>
	      <dc:creator>thegirlleastlikely</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-11-12T21:41:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[if your crazy sane i will like you]]></title>
	      <link>http://thegirlleastlikely.buzznet.com/user/journal/1290071/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P>I got lost in the National Gallery looking for a map. Has anybody else noticed that it resembles a labyrinth? I could've sworn I saw some hapless European tourists wandering around in circles, dazed and confused by the distinct lack of artwork in the bathrooms or on the floor. One can imagine that they get trapped in there for months with only the moderately overpriced café items to feed them. I reckon they release a <B>dinosaur</B> once a month to eat the slow ones. Albeit, in a very tasteful and arty way.</P>
<P>I like <B>interesting people.</B> I like to be interesting. I like people who pretend to be interesting but are actually boring. I like people who are actually interesting but pretend to be boring. In general, I like people. And <B>beanbags</B></P>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>thegirlleastlikely</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-11-11T20:50:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[Don’t let the blood rush to your head]]></title>
	      <link>http://thegirlleastlikely.buzznet.com/user/journal/1269721/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P class=blogSubject>Good as hell day</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">&nbsp;</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Right now I love:</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">&nbsp;Buzznet for all my popnews</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Pizza fish in questionable liquids</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Kinder suprises</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Red hooker heels</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Cool album art with hidey holes</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Random American internet friends</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">La ink</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Krispy creams</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Half a dozen red roses that my parents sent me</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Mail</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Sausage dog puppies</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Cupcakes with evil centres </P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">And tmnt vintage t's</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">&nbsp;</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">&nbsp;</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Fangs up peoples</P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">Come to soundwaves with me</SPAN>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>thegirlleastlikely</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-11-08T03:43:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[frills, kills and midnight chills]]></title>
	      <link>http://thegirlleastlikely.buzznet.com/user/journal/1263291/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Your cynicism cracks my windshield</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Pulled down the window</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">To feel the earth</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Its funny where you find yourself</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Imprinted on roadsides</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Conjured from the city lights</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">The cold gets in, the things you wear</P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-ansi-language: EN-AU; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">So good its that time again</SPAN>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>thegirlleastlikely</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-11-06T19:58:00Z</dc:date>
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	      <title><![CDATA[things about me]]></title>
	      <link>http://thegirlleastlikely.buzznet.com/user/journal/1237291/</link>
	      <description><![CDATA[<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">hi new to this, names ali</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">this is what im thinking right now</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">my ipod is dead and i cant live or sleep properly without the music, need to scam a new one</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">seriously sleeping like 13 hour nights<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">&nbsp;</SPAN>cause theirs nothing better to do..:<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">new cobra starship album is funky, not exactly a masterpiece (although what the hell is these days) but it has its moments</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">kiss my sass should be rocking loud out the windows of everyone's cars</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">started getting into l.a ink and all those American cult shows, I love kat von d, i want her to be my pirate captain</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">maths im working hard on, shaping up for a 90% or above mark cause you know I'm a perfectionist</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">hahah worst subject out of all of them and im expecting an A</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">im stupid like that sometimes</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">relationships are overrated, nobody wants to be tied down and I think far too much for my own good</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">I need a job or another exhibition</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Stupid sis art thing, my work shoved away up high under horrible light, me and christina following the waitress roundcasue she has the only food that dosent smell funny</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Cant wait for summer, schoolies, friends, new hair (promise it'll be like a rainbow) and repaying all that I owe</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">And I cant wait for rmit to tell me I got accepted, cause if I know myself I wont be comfortable until I have a home</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Lets go crazy, I wanna fly to America, to England, to Paris</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Somewhere where I can be just like everyone else</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">But im not</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Or I am</P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt">Aren't we all the same?</P>]]></description>
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	      <dc:creator>thegirlleastlikely</dc:creator>
	      <dc:date>2007-11-02T03:19:00Z</dc:date>
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